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Notes The reputation of the conjurer was rapidly sinking below
zero. At the close of the evening he rallied for a final
effort.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” he said, “I will present to you,
in conclusion, the famous Japanese trick recently invented
by the natives of Tipperary. Will you, sir,” he continued
turning toward the Quick Man, “will you kindly hand me
your gold watch?”

It was passed to him.

“Have I your permission to put it into this mortar and
pound it to pieces?” he asked savagely.

The Quick Man nodded and smiled.

The conjurer threw the watch into the mortar and grasped
a sledge hammer from the table. There was a sound of
violent smashing, “He’s-slipped-it-up-his-sleeve,”
whispered the Quick Man.

“Now, sir,” continued the conjurer, “will you allow me
to take your handkerchief and punch holes in it? Thank
you. You see, ladies and gentlemen, there is no deception;
the holes are visible to the eye.”

The face of the Quick Man beamed. This time the real
mystery of the thing fascinated him.

“And now, sir, will you kindly pass me your silk hat and
allow me to dance on it? Thank you.”

The conjurer made a few rapid passes with his feet and
exhibited the hat crushed beyond recognition.

“And will you now, sir, take off your celluloid collar
and permit me to burn it in the candle? Thank you, sir.
And will you allow me to smash your spectacles for you
with my hammer? Thank you.”

By this time the features of the Quick Man were assuming
a puzzled expression. “This thing beats me,” he whispered,
“I don’t see through it a bit.”

There was a great hush upon the audience. Then the conjurer
drew himself up to his full height and, with a withering
look at the Quick Man, he concluded:

“Ladies and gentlemen, you will observe that I have, with
this gentleman’s permission, broken his watch, burnt his
collar, smashed his spectacles, and danced on his hat.

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